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Quotes – that awkward moment when…
- ….you try to sneak a photo of someone but the flash goes off.
- ….you realise you’ve kept talking after the call dropped out.
- ….you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex ‘Likes’ it.
- ….your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don’t include you.
- ….you don’t know where to stand to pull your wedgie out without being noticed.
- ….you’re singing Happy Birthday but you don’t know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part.
- ….you ask someone how far along they are, and they are not pregnant.
- ….you say “Goodbye!” to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
- ….you delete the funniest Facebook status you have ever written because no one reacts to it.
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Facebook status inspiration…
“To find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card & combine it with the expiration date and security code. What’s yours?”


















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